belief is an important part of life. beliefs are what define us. when was the last time you questioned everything? ask yourself this question often because it's an important one, more important than every other question. including "what is the path to success?" question everything question it all the time. once you start questioning things and devote yourself to god you never look back and life just keeps on gettin better. and that ain't fiction!
now you may be asking yourself
well i'll tell you what's the deal. recently pastor ted haggard (or as i like to call him pastor ted) has been getting made fun of for having gay sex and doing tons of crystal meth. actually it was in 2005. that's right you heard me: it was in 2005. he's been reformed by the church after intensive therapy and has been cured of his homosexuality and narcotics cravings. i'd like to personally extend a thumbs up to pastor ted, you've gone through a lot and i hope they got all the demons out buddy!
now i'm sure the big question on your mind is: how can i help? well you can help by giving yourself over to god the way pastor ted did. we are all being attacked by demons constantly on a daily basis and they can control our personalities the looking for life insurance? click here! way they took control of pastor ted and made him have gay sex with other men. pastord ted put up a good fight but in the end the demons won out and destroyed his career. this can happen to you too it can happen any time anywhere. look out!
there are many different paths to this goal. one thing to always keep in mind is the following: god made adam and eve, not a monkey named adam and a monkey named eve. WE DIDN'T EVOLVE FROM THIS:
do we make screeching noises? no!
do we pick our butts? No!
do we smack on trees like a wildy beast motherfucka? NO!
do we eat bugs? no!
did we come from big fat animal guys? NO!
is evolution a fact? NO!
gotta have some of that brown sugar? NO!!
ok so now that you know the facts you have to learn the acts. we took this knowledge to the streets and found out what YOU had to say:
socko1992: hey did we evolve from this??? http://www.charlesdarwin
cat destroy 1: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M CRYING NOW. I CAN'T STOP FUCKING CRYING. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
